Our 43 year old son, Will!!

Seeking a single female ready to have a steady relationship with a very handsome man living in my basement. Will has been with us for eight years or so and we have not been able to pawn him off on anyone. He is a gentlemen, funny, caring, attentive, makes good money but a little tight since he is trying to pay off everything he owes, plays pool at home, babysits the dogs, cooks for me on Sundays, and when I am not feeling well helps clean up the kitchen. Why can I not find him a girl?? Basement Bob found a girl and has gone on to be married and is living happily ever after. Okay, so maybe he doesn't have a car right now, doesn't go anywhere to meet girls other than work but he works in a restaurant that has plenty of girls coming in. He doesn't hear very well and can be louder than norm, doesn't let you finish your story before interrupting, and is always in the washer before me. Girls, I need a little help here.