The Lone Gray Hair

Okay girls the day has come that I find most dreaded, the day of the first gray pubic hair. I always swore when that day came I would dye my hair including my pubes. I found my head could not wait that long and have been dying my hair for almost twenty years. I had a car accident where I crushed the left side of my body in 1987. Talk about a life altering thing. The only bad kick back from that besides having to learn to walk again and a bunch of metal that used to stop me at the airport was the sides of my hair went gray. Remember the Poltergeist movie where to mom went gray, well the doctor explained that really does happen from trauma. I am living proof. He told me a box of dye would cure that and it has ever since. Oh, back to the point, when I was a much younger and wiser person I used to say that when my first pube turned gray I would dye my hair. I have found myself in a pickle, I already dye so what to do with the lone gray pube. You got it, I pulled it out. Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyy did that hurt. Save yourself the trauma and don't do it. I could do what Angel did while trying to control the hair that starts to ride up your butt crack as we gracefully age and Nair it. Of course, she dealt with butt burn and the humiliation of our whole family not letting her live it down. Okay, I now have a waxing system but the last time I tried to clean Muffy up she turned purple with bruise and got a little puffy. So girls take my advice grow gray gracefully, I know I will from now on.