My Bladder has Fallen

Don't sneeze while you are standing without crossing your legs. It is true my bladder has fallen and won't get back up. Now I know how men feel every time they go to the bathroom. I feel some guilt for not pursuing the peedee pad idea I had about twenty years ago. I thought I could market a pad for men for there underwear to prevent the last few drops from being seen. You know the old saying, no matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants. I guess finding this out just goes along with the lone gray pubic hair. I am aging faster than a speeding bullet. I was a good girl and practiced my Keogel exercises whule driving my car. Squeeze, hold, release.... I'm not that much overweight. Why has it fallen? How soon before I have to wear diapers? I just went through the change and don't want to where pads again. What next?? Well I am not giving up, there has to be a cure out there for aging somewhere. I always said I was going to grow old gracefully, but I have changed my mind, I am going out kicking and screaming. Are ya with me girls? Oh and by the way, I will know when you are in the fallen club by the way you start to laugh, sneeze, or cough by the crossing of your legs prior to prevent leakage. I will be in your corner and privately give you a queenly wave.